Ryan Seacrest

Scrubbing Bubbles bathroom cleaner

Wentworth Miller

Soft boiled eggs, Parmesan cheese, a sand box that may or may not have doodoo in it that is either a cat's or an old homeless man's, Bluto's teeth

Abe Vigoda

Green olives stuffed with pimentos, a wild ocelot, an empty Raisinet box

Heidi Montag

Fritos, Tarantula saliva

Chace Crawford

Crushed Lucky Charms marshmellows, the head of an Egyptian fruit bat, a fire extinguisher in a hotel hallway

Bret Michaels

The after birth of a new born calf, the cheese you get on movie nachos, Katie Couric's serious face

Simon Cowell

Fried Calamari in banana pudding and a Nilla wafer crust with a large amount of black pepper poured over the top, the sound of an unknown animal scratching in the wall of a small college computer lab at 2:00 in the morning