Friday, January 20, 2012

Elijah Wood

Dissonant electronic static from a television in a dark room in Sarejevo, banana ice cream, thermoplastic elastomer immersed in Jack Daniel's Whisky

Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje


tungsten carbide, rhododendron growing on a Japanese mountainside, grey tweed suit and straw hat in the noonday sun before a rainstorm

Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Jon Stewart

Steel tube pylon, claw of the Therizinosaurus in display case of museum after-hours, the forehead area of a golden tabby tiger

Friday, December 9, 2011

Demi Lovato

Compost, new insurance cards, melted birthday candles, the middle of an uneaten Zero Bar still in the wrapper

Lindsay Lohan


old shepherds pie, crushed drosophila pupae, the winds of the trans-Mexican volcanic belt

Kris Humphries

Unlit Charcoal, partially masticated whole bread, low-grade fiberglass, automatic steering fluid

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Katherine Heigl

A German Shepard's freshly brushed undercoat fur, Trapeze bar, Jalapeno Poppers, ear hair of an American Pika