Kourtney Kardashian

Del Monte Creamed Corn, Continental Breakfast, Fried dumplings

Khloe Kardashian

Fancy Feast cat food, Bangers and mash, fortune cookie crumbs

Lil Wayne

Caterpillar fungus spores, advanced meat recovery, Atomic Fireballs and Original Boston Baked Beans suspended in a saliva and spinal fluid solution

Rachel Zoe

Pustules and sweat from a victim of St. Vitus Dance, Apple Fritters, a new Compound Bow, an SS Totenkopf ring

Snooki

5 year old butterfinger bites stuck to the bottom of an 11 year old couch cushion that has been in storage for 4 years, the tuft of fur above the tail of a male New Guinea Singing Dog, roasted and salted pepitas

Bam Margera

Tapeworm proglottids, the anxiety sweat of someone contemplating suicide, Manwich

Spencer Pratt

The dream image of the little man that is trying to suffocate the victim of night terror attacks, B-Vitamins, the sense of melancholy one feels at the beginning of the cool autumn winds

Sylvester Stallone

Macoroni noodles mixed with raisens and mayonaise

Fred Phelps

Roasted peanuts, a shopping mall food court after hours, graphite shavings

Kim Cattrall

Polished Granite, Egg Custard Jell-O Pudding, Mink oil

Mariska Hargitay

Argyle sweater vest with last week's very large cottage cheese stain on the left shoulder, the soft white hair from the underbelly of a 13 year old chihuahua that has coated the outside of a milk dud

Kesha

Chemical sludge from around a neustonic plastic island in the Pacific Trash Vortex, a sliced open Peep

Katy Perry

Copper hands, a musty curtain, rotting latex

Meg Ryan

Sharp, uniform teeth, jar of chewed leeches, glass of orange juice

Beyoncé Knowles

Cheeto-fingers, Toyota Corolla

Tom Brady

Brown rye pieces in Gardetto's snack mix, Aphids

Gisele Bündchen

Homemade Play-doh

Ryan Seacrest

Scrubbing Bubbles bathroom cleaner

Wentworth Miller

Soft boiled eggs, Parmesan cheese, a sand box that may or may not have doodoo in it that is either a cat's or an old homeless man's, Bluto's teeth

Abe Vigoda

Green olives stuffed with pimentos, a wild ocelot, an empty Raisinet box

Heidi Montag

Fritos, Tarantula saliva

Chace Crawford

Crushed Lucky Charms marshmellows, the head of an Egyptian fruit bat, a fire extinguisher in a hotel hallway

Bret Michaels

The after birth of a new born calf, the cheese you get on movie nachos, Katie Couric's serious face

Simon Cowell

Fried Calamari in banana pudding and a Nilla wafer crust with a large amount of black pepper poured over the top, the sound of an unknown animal scratching in the wall of a small college computer lab at 2:00 in the morning

Mary Murphy

A vacuum cleaner bag- just emptied, an abandonned crockpot from the early 1980's that is crusted with the remains of a now unknown substance possibly beef stew

Keira Knightley

Polyester, Astroglide, Raid Wasp and Hornet Killer 33 (Slight waft), Chamomile tea

David Schwimmer

Soggy saltine crackers soaked through with cold chicken noodle soup

Ben Affleck

The hair of Tattoo from Fantasy Island, goat milk, Rolos