Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Tyra Banks

Particle board, melted Velveeta in a plastic cup, a ladybug shell, miso smeared on a glass lamp table in an empty apartment with a single light in the other room left on

Adam Lambert

The floor of a Chow Chow kennel, Lucky Charms in buttermilk

Sunday, December 27, 2009

Mischa Barton

Lime Jell-O, the prized quartz crystal in a young man's meager rock collection, a regurgitated Tylenol capsule

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Ashley Simpson-Wentz

The kitchen two hours after boiling eggs, the shoelaces of a street preacher after a long day of preaching (sneakers), sheets drenched with the night-sweat of a child suffering from horrible nightmares, those sticky things used to hold adds to magazine covers

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Brad Pitt

Alphabet soup, Cool Ranch Dorritos, an unopened can of Coke

Jennifer Lopez

The way your hands smell from the rubber handles after a long bike ride, a chocolate smear on a lady's left elbow after she has been eating chocolate covered cherries and watching Judge Judy in an apartment in Tampa, Florida on an weekday afternoon that she took sick leave to get off work in order to avoid dealing with a client that she knows is coming in and does not like, sheetrock screws, an old briarwood pipe found in a mudpuddle

Justin Timberlake

Scrambled eggs, the drawer at a workplace where a large bald man keeps his cheesy snacks but that also contains office supplies such as paperclips and pencils, the warm sidewalk on a rainy spring day in the suburbs of Columbus, Ohio, a coffee filter (unused)

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Nicole Richie


The tip of a Chihuahua's tail, stale Cheezits, laundromat washing machines

Amanda Knox


Soggy Cornflakes (in water) left on the counter all day, metal shavings, an Amish man's hat, a bifurcated millipede

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

The Olsen Twins




Richard Gere's performance in "The Mothman Prophecies", peach ice cream, a new pair of running shoes, the low rasping and final snipping sound of a large pair of tailor's scissors

Tiger Woods

Nutrageous bar, the inside of a stereo speaker, a mason jar full of cat's eye marbles