Stephen Baldwin

A ham and cheese sandwich with hashbrowns and tobasco.

Alec Baldwin

A ham and cheese sandwich with A-1 sauce.

Keith Olbermann

A new game-board, Doritos, smoke from burning pine needles.

Mark Sanford

Fish heads, gore-tex and a half-cooked omelette.

John Lithgow

A new Mother's house (apple juice, spittle and cheerios).

Rebecca Romijn

The smell of vanilla ice cream that has dried to your upper lip and fingers and is now a sticky residue.

Christopher Meloni

Meatball sub with cheese from Subway complete with the way Subway restaurants smell and Frito breath.

Sandra Bullock

Swedish fish (candy), the hair on a mounted deer head and cardamon pods.

Katie Couric

Ladies' feet (several) after wearing dress shoes and frozen meat.

Jonas Brothers

Half chewed Teddy Grahams.

Robert Pattinson

Old lady breath, a small hamster in a cage, Mr Pibb.

Jon Gosselin

Egg Salad.

Julia Roberts

Pepperoni pizza and hot chocolate.

Lady Gaga

Coconut, hot analog TV , and a stale gas station bathroom which as you are entering a redneck passes on his way out and says to you "Turd city in there" and you realize as you get inside that it is indeed Turd City.

Clay Aiken

Canned corn, powder laundry detergent (slight) and cream cheese.

Shia LeBeouf

Laffy Taffy, Heinz 57 sauce and talcum powder.

Matthew McConaughey

Coffee breath, bacon bits and old spaghetti noodles.

Angelina Jolie

Canned Cat food.