Salena Gomez

Flourescent light bulb (off), Jay Leno, school caffeteria cheese pizza.

Glenn Beck

An old woman's doiley, Rice that has spoiled in a tupperware container, grey and white kitten that has drowned in an above ground swimming pool three days prior and now is bloated and floating on the surface, a burning car filled with human hair, the spittle that forms at the corner of fat men's mouths when they eat gouda cheese

Kate Hudson

Plain Bagel, Strawberries, a kitten's ear.

Seth Rogen

Uncooked spaghetti noodles, salted walnuts, old circuit boards, spanish moss, cheez-wiz.

David Caruso

The substance that is dug from under toe-nails, a clipped toe-nail, uncracked eggs, shopping cart rust, corrugated cardboard.

Martha Stewart

Several year old SUV interior, juicy juice apple, just opened packet of grape Kool-aid.

Reba McEntire

Nachos with mild Pace picante, a large, clean foot, and an office magazine

Daniel Radcliffe

Bacon grease, wet asphalt, pleather.

Michael Cera

Troll dolls, spilled fruit juice that has dried, ritz crackers.

Zac Efron

Tomato paste, caterpiller blood, ziploc bag.

Tom Cruise

Silica gel, mayonaise and cafeteria silverware.

Danny Glover

Cheezits, tomato soup, Cherry Coke, and a hot light-bulb.

Eliza Dushku

Espresso dark chocolate bar, Granny smith apple.

Hugh Laurie

Cap'n Crunch cereal, a ham biscuit, hazlenut flavored coffee and sea-water.

Hayden Panettiere

Croissant with Country Crock butter, half-melted cheddar cheese slice.

Sarah Palin

Uncooked liver, canned navy beans (just opened), crumbs under a couch cushion.

Jennifer Anniston

Slight Deviled egg breath, action figures and an afternoon sunlit room.

Andy Richter

Grilled Cheese sandwich, hershey chocalate bar, a fabric store.

Jack Black

Steak fajitas.

Paris Hilton

An entire tube of Chap-stick that has been rolled all the way up, rubber dishwashing gloves (the yellow kind) and the sweet smell of road-kill before you smell it fully.

Cameron Diaz

Grilled chicken breast, inner bark of a hardwood tree, Grey Poupon mustard, kerosene (very slight).

Anna Faris

Bubble Yum bubble gum (original flavor) and a rabbit's foot.