Tyra Banks

Particle board, melted Velveeta in a plastic cup, a ladybug shell, miso smeared on a glass lamp table in an empty apartment with a single light in the other room left on

Adam Lambert

The floor of a Chow Chow kennel, Lucky Charms in buttermilk

Mischa Barton

Lime Jell-O, the prized quartz crystal in a young man's meager rock collection, a regurgitated Tylenol capsule

Ashley Simpson-Wentz

The kitchen two hours after boiling eggs, the shoelaces of a street preacher after a long day of preaching (sneakers), sheets drenched with the night-sweat of a child suffering from horrible nightmares, those sticky things used to hold adds to magazine covers

Brad Pitt

Alphabet soup, Cool Ranch Dorritos, an unopened can of Coke

Jennifer Lopez

The way your hands smell from the rubber handles after a long bike ride, a chocolate smear on a lady's left elbow after she has been eating chocolate covered cherries and watching Judge Judy in an apartment in Tampa, Florida on an weekday afternoon that she took sick leave to get off work in order to avoid dealing with a client that she knows is coming in and does not like, sheetrock screws, an old briarwood pipe found in a mudpuddle

Justin Timberlake

Scrambled eggs, the drawer at a workplace where a large bald man keeps his cheesy snacks but that also contains office supplies such as paperclips and pencils, the warm sidewalk on a rainy spring day in the suburbs of Columbus, Ohio, a coffee filter (unused)

Nicole Richie

The tip of a Chihuahua's tail, stale Cheezits, laundromat washing machines

Amanda Knox

Soggy Cornflakes (in water) left on the counter all day, metal shavings, an Amish man's hat, a bifurcated millipede

The Olsen Twins

Richard Gere's performance in "The Mothman Prophecies", peach ice cream, a new pair of running shoes, the low rasping and final snipping sound of a large pair of tailor's scissors

Tiger Woods

Nutrageous bar, the inside of a stereo speaker, a mason jar full of cat's eye marbles

Kim Kardashian

Crushed glass, an empty theater that someone has just screamed in, Funions, a checkered plastic table cloth in an old Chinese restaurant, Jay Leno's hair

Taylor Lautner

A low-grade peanut butter factory, a Japanese Macaque's right forearm, the childhood friend's house that always smelled like brunswick stew

Kristen Stewart

Barbeque chicken, popcorn shrimp, licorice jelly beans, sand dollars that have been in a jar for two years with beach sand, pieces of driftwood and shards of obsidian

Stephen Colbert

Maple syrup, live oak twigs, a discharge of electricity,

Jay-Z

Vienna sausage, melting vinyl siding, Metamucil (orange flavor) mixed with saki

The Taylor Swift and Kanye West Incident

Cold Baked beans, Grape Fruit Roll-ups, lab experiment rabbits, the exoskeletal remains of hundreds of crickets in the corner of an attic in an old house that has now been converted into a real estate office in Greenville, South Carolina

Britney Spears

Vomit on a school bus after it has been covered by the deoderizing/drying agent, carnations, a packet of powedered milk and urine poured over the head of an old mannequin in the back room of a deserted TJ Maxx that is saturated with old rainwater, rust and disintegrating ceiling tiles from the collapsed roof, chewed strawberry Starburst

John Mayer

Hellmans Mayonaise, armpit hair growing, soggy white bread, intestinal blood

Regis Philbin

Cheap "memory foam", banana peppers, pencil shavings.

Kelly Ripa

A plastic grocery store shopping bag pulled almost to the point of ripping in two, a box full of babyteeth that were pulled long ago, pumpkin pulp

Madonna

Cottage Cheese in a light blue bowl that has been sitting on the granite steps at a pesticide factory in Cochabamba, Bolivia in the noon-day sun for two hours, a sweat soaked La-z-boy recliner favored by a schizophrenic patient named "Phil" in a mental hospital in Chattanooga, Tennessee.

Jesse James

Buttermilk smelled through a cheese cloth, coffee and eggs made in a diner smelled in turns vaguely and intensely by a man in intense pain, feminine hygiene powder, pulverised cow hooves

Shakira

Cheese Ravioli, a street light in Amarillo, Texas that has burned for four to five hours on a summer night with a bat flying around it incrementally, chocolate milk

Christy B.

A blondie, reeses peanut butter chips, mango's toes.

Fergie

Corndogs, Preparation H, the dusty patch of earth near a chainlink fence, behind a low shrub in Springfield, Ohio near a McDonalds where a homeless man hides at night to sleep.

Zachary Levi

French toast with Hunt's ketchup

Harrison Ford

Maple syrup, roofing nails.

Rachel Maddow

Old rubber bands. Those damn shoes! They are interfering with the psychic vibrations! A just opened bottle of multivitamins.

Megan Hauserman

A hollowed out loaf of pumpernickel filled with plumber's foam, the way bratwurst smells (intensely) when you are on the verge of throwing up.

Gretchen Carlson

Partially digested raw hamburger meat.

Katie Holmes

Anxiety sweat, apple turn-over, cat furball, a dark unused office on the third floor of an office complex whose old carpet still smells heavily of formaldehyde

Uma Thurman

Hellman's Mayonaise, a Hospital room where a patient is watching the Three Stooges on the television at 10:30 PM Eastern Time, Oscar Meyer Bologna

Dennis Miller

An old woman's excema flakes, a hacking cough, half dried Elmer's glue.

Richard Branson

Kraft Mac n' cheese, someone in an office situation that you can just tell that they do not have a fully cleaned butthole after they have just returned from the restroom, owl pellets

Andy Samberg

Raisins.

Salena Gomez

Flourescent light bulb (off), Jay Leno, school caffeteria cheese pizza.

Glenn Beck

An old woman's doiley, Rice that has spoiled in a tupperware container, grey and white kitten that has drowned in an above ground swimming pool three days prior and now is bloated and floating on the surface, a burning car filled with human hair, the spittle that forms at the corner of fat men's mouths when they eat gouda cheese

Kate Hudson

Plain Bagel, Strawberries, a kitten's ear.

Seth Rogen

Uncooked spaghetti noodles, salted walnuts, old circuit boards, spanish moss, cheez-wiz.

David Caruso

The substance that is dug from under toe-nails, a clipped toe-nail, uncracked eggs, shopping cart rust, corrugated cardboard.

Martha Stewart

Several year old SUV interior, juicy juice apple, just opened packet of grape Kool-aid.

Reba McEntire

Nachos with mild Pace picante, a large, clean foot, and an office magazine

Daniel Radcliffe

Bacon grease, wet asphalt, pleather.

Michael Cera

Troll dolls, spilled fruit juice that has dried, ritz crackers.

Zac Efron

Tomato paste, caterpiller blood, ziploc bag.

Tom Cruise

Silica gel, mayonaise and cafeteria silverware.

Danny Glover

Cheezits, tomato soup, Cherry Coke, and a hot light-bulb.

Eliza Dushku

Espresso dark chocolate bar, Granny smith apple.