Sunday, August 23, 2009

Zachary Levi

French toast with Hunt's ketchup

Harrison Ford

Maple syrup, roofing nails.

Friday, August 21, 2009

Rachel Maddow

Old rubber bands. Those damn shoes! They are interfering with the psychic vibrations! A just opened bottle of multivitamins.

Megan Hauserman

A hollowed out loaf of pumpernickel filled with plumber's foam, the way bratwurst smells (intensely) when you are on the verge of throwing up.

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Gretchen Carlson


Partially digested raw hamburger meat.

Sunday, August 9, 2009

Katie Holmes


Anxiety sweat, apple turn-over, cat furball, a dark unused office on the third floor of an office complex whose old carpet still smells heavily of formaldehyde

Saturday, August 8, 2009

Uma Thurman

Hellman's Mayonaise, a Hospital room where a patient is watching the Three Stooges on the television at 10:30 PM Eastern Time, Oscar Meyer Bologna

Dennis Miller


An old woman's excema flakes, a hacking cough, half dried Elmer's glue.

Richard Branson

Kraft Mac n' cheese, someone in an office situation that you can just tell that they do not have a fully cleaned butthole after they have just returned from the restroom, owl pellets

Friday, August 7, 2009