Snooki

5 year old butterfinger bites stuck to the bottom of an 11 year old couch cushion that has been in storage for 4 years, the tuft of fur above the tail of a male New Guinea Singing Dog, roasted and salted pepitas

Bam Margera

Tapeworm proglottids, the anxiety sweat of someone contemplating suicide, Manwich

Spencer Pratt

The dream image of the little man that is trying to suffocate the victim of night terror attacks, B-Vitamins, the sense of melancholy one feels at the beginning of the cool autumn winds

Sylvester Stallone

Macoroni noodles mixed with raisens and mayonaise

Fred Phelps

Roasted peanuts, a shopping mall food court after hours, graphite shavings

Kim Cattrall

Polished Granite, Egg Custard Jell-O Pudding, Mink oil

Mariska Hargitay

Argyle sweater vest with last week's very large cottage cheese stain on the left shoulder, the soft white hair from the underbelly of a 13 year old chihuahua that has coated the outside of a milk dud