Mariska Hargitay

Argyle sweater vest with last week's very large cottage cheese stain on the left shoulder, the soft white hair from the underbelly of a 13 year old chihuahua that has coated the outside of a milk dud

Kesha

Chemical sludge from around a neustonic plastic island in the Pacific Trash Vortex, a sliced open Peep

Katy Perry

Copper hands, a musty curtain, rotting latex

Meg Ryan

Sharp, uniform teeth, jar of chewed leeches, glass of orange juice

Beyoncé Knowles

Cheeto-fingers, Toyota Corolla

Tom Brady

Brown rye pieces in Gardetto's snack mix, Aphids

Gisele Bündchen

Homemade Play-doh