Megan Hauserman

A hollowed out loaf of pumpernickel filled with plumber's foam, the way bratwurst smells (intensely) when you are on the verge of throwing up.

Gretchen Carlson

Partially digested raw hamburger meat.

Katie Holmes

Anxiety sweat, apple turn-over, cat furball, a dark unused office on the third floor of an office complex whose old carpet still smells heavily of formaldehyde

Uma Thurman

Hellman's Mayonaise, a Hospital room where a patient is watching the Three Stooges on the television at 10:30 PM Eastern Time, Oscar Meyer Bologna

Dennis Miller

An old woman's excema flakes, a hacking cough, half dried Elmer's glue.

Richard Branson

Kraft Mac n' cheese, someone in an office situation that you can just tell that they do not have a fully cleaned butthole after they have just returned from the restroom, owl pellets

Andy Samberg

Raisins.