An old woman's doiley, Rice that has spoiled in a tupperware container, grey and white kitten that has drowned in an above ground swimming pool three days prior and now is bloated and floating on the surface, a burning car filled with human hair, the spittle that forms at the corner of fat men's mouths when they eat gouda cheeseWednesday, July 22, 2009
Glenn Beck
An old woman's doiley, Rice that has spoiled in a tupperware container, grey and white kitten that has drowned in an above ground swimming pool three days prior and now is bloated and floating on the surface, a burning car filled with human hair, the spittle that forms at the corner of fat men's mouths when they eat gouda cheese
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you have taught us all today.
ReplyDeleteJoe wants to know what Salena Gomez smells like.
Wow! That's a huge amount of vile.
ReplyDeleteOh wise one, how do you pick your topic? I mean, perhaps you're thumbing through channels and you are accosted by the above miasma, or do you focus on a person and then see what comes up?
Again, I must caution against the assumption that my smells are based on any kind of judgement on my part, be it morarl or what have you. I don't even really know who this guy is? Is he even a celebrity? I don't know. He looks like some guy from a hemorrhoid suppository commercial. I was running laps around the room and his face and name appeared to my mind. I began shadow boxing until I collapsed from exhaustion and the orderlies came in for a wrestling match. I was restrained for the rest of the day during which time the above mentioned smells came to me.
ReplyDeleteHere's what you said last time:
ReplyDelete"My smell approximations are not based on the like or dislike of any individual. I first induce a trance, usually with tribal drumming and/or running in place until exhaustion. I then picture the individual in my mind and record the associations that are revealed to me. Mr. Caruso happens to be one of the greatest actors of the last twenty years and I think he deserves an oscar for every performance."
So, I was just wondering, because I'm totally fascinated by this gift of creativity/olfactory hallucination, do you ever try to hone in on a person? I mean, for lack of a better phrase, do you 'take requests'? And have you ever tried non-celebrities?
Yes, you are correct. I do take requests. I am currently incapacitated do to repeatedly hitting myself in the face with a bag of Werther's Originals.
ReplyDeleteYea!!!! I'm going to think carefully about who I'd like honed in on.
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