Celebrity Smell

Elijah Wood

2012-01-20T19:28:00.000-08:00

Dissonant electronic static from a television in a dark room in Sarejevo, banana ice cream, thermoplastic elastomer immersed in Jack Daniel's Whisky

Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje

2012-01-20T19:13:00.000-08:00

tungsten carbide, rhododendron growing on a Japanese mountainside, grey tweed suit and straw hat in the noonday sun before a rainstorm

Jon Stewart

2012-01-17T18:09:00.000-08:00

Steel tube pylon, claw of the Therizinosaurus in display case of museum after-hours, the forehead area of a golden tabby tiger

Demi Lovato

2011-12-09T17:55:00.000-08:00

Compost, new insurance cards, melted birthday candles, the middle of an uneaten Zero Bar still in the wrapper

Lindsay Lohan

2011-12-09T17:20:00.000-08:00

old shepherds pie, crushed drosophila pupae, the winds of the trans-Mexican volcanic belt

Kris Humphries

2011-12-09T17:07:00.001-08:00

Unlit Charcoal, partially masticated whole bread, low-grade fiberglass, automatic steering fluid

Katherine Heigl

2011-12-06T18:00:00.000-08:00

A German Shepard's freshly brushed undercoat fur, Trapeze bar, Jalapeno Poppers, ear hair of an American Pika

Anne Hathaway

2011-12-05T18:44:00.001-08:00

Moist Skittles, denim pants being worn by someone, juniper berries

Bradley Cooper

2011-11-26T19:11:00.000-08:00

Belgian Waffles, a Ratchet, the sound of the Australian didgeridoo used in ceremony, a Scottish Basket-hilted Claymore

Diane Neal

2011-11-17T19:47:00.000-08:00

A basketful of golden delicious apples under a hazel tree in the cool autumn evening air after an unseasonably warm day, strawberry flavored fruit rollups, an alabaster figurine of a hummingbird in flight amongst the large collection of alabaster birds of an eccentric collector who also collects antique clocks and automata

Jim Carrey

2011-08-25T18:57:00.000-07:00

A young couple lost in a freshly prepared Corn Maze, houndstooth hat, the still air in a grove of oak trees before a thunderstorm

Emma Stone

2011-08-25T18:38:00.000-07:00

Reeses Peanutbutter chips, leather couch, dried absinthe on the inside of a blue tea cup, the sound of leaves blowing across a deserted parking lot at twilight, a dragonfly resting on a muddy bicycle wheel

Casey Anthony

2011-07-22T19:17:00.000-07:00

Burning cellophane, non-halogenated hydrocarbons, jellybeans disolved in cheap aftershave

Tom Hanson, Jr. ( Johnny Depp in character from 21 Jumpstreet )

2011-01-03T18:56:00.000-08:00

Peanut Butter, lots and lots of Peanut Butter

Kourtney Kardashian

2010-10-02T16:32:00.000-07:00

Del Monte Creamed Corn, Continental Breakfast, Fried dumplings

Khloe Kardashian

2010-10-02T16:20:00.000-07:00

Fancy Feast cat food, Bangers and mash, fortune cookie crumbs

Lil Wayne

2010-09-27T18:50:00.000-07:00

Caterpillar fungus spores, advanced meat recovery, Atomic Fireballs and Original Boston Baked Beans suspended in a saliva and spinal fluid solution

Rachel Zoe

2010-08-10T16:25:00.000-07:00

Pustules and sweat from a victim of St. Vitus Dance, Apple Fritters, a new Compound Bow, an SS Totenkopf ring

Snooki

2010-08-08T08:35:00.000-07:00

5 year old butterfinger bites stuck to the bottom of an 11 year old couch cushion that has been in storage for 4 years, the tuft of fur above the tail of a male New Guinea Singing Dog, roasted and salted pepitas

Bam Margera

2010-07-26T14:38:00.000-07:00

Tapeworm proglottids, the anxiety sweat of someone contemplating suicide, Manwich

Spencer Pratt

2010-07-21T16:47:00.000-07:00

The dream image of the little man that is trying to suffocate the victim of night terror attacks, B-Vitamins, the sense of melancholy one feels at the beginning of the cool autumn winds

Sylvester Stallone

2010-07-17T14:20:00.000-07:00

Macoroni noodles mixed with raisens and mayonaise

Fred Phelps

2010-07-04T14:33:00.000-07:00

Roasted peanuts, a shopping mall food court after hours, graphite shavings

Kim Cattrall

2010-06-09T18:47:00.000-07:00

Polished Granite, Egg Custard Jell-O Pudding, Mink oil

Mariska Hargitay

2010-04-27T16:43:00.000-07:00

Argyle sweater vest with last week's very large cottage cheese stain on the left shoulder, the soft white hair from the underbelly of a 13 year old chihuahua that has coated the outside of a milk dud

Kesha

2010-03-29T17:55:00.000-07:00

Chemical sludge from around a neustonic plastic island in the Pacific Trash Vortex, a sliced open Peep

Katy Perry

2010-03-29T17:28:00.000-07:00

Copper hands, a musty curtain, rotting latex

Meg Ryan

2010-03-26T20:07:00.000-07:00

Sharp, uniform teeth, jar of chewed leeches, glass of orange juice

Beyoncé Knowles

2010-03-24T19:09:00.000-07:00

Cheeto-fingers, Toyota Corolla

Tom Brady

2010-03-24T19:00:00.000-07:00

Brown rye pieces in Gardetto's snack mix, Aphids

Gisele Bündchen

2010-03-24T18:43:00.000-07:00

Homemade Play-doh

Ryan Seacrest

2010-02-17T18:01:00.000-08:00

Scrubbing Bubbles bathroom cleaner

Wentworth Miller

2010-02-11T19:11:00.000-08:00

Soft boiled eggs, Parmesan cheese, a sand box that may or may not have doodoo in it that is either a cat's or an old homeless man's, Bluto's teeth

Abe Vigoda

2010-02-11T18:56:00.000-08:00

Green olives stuffed with pimentos, a wild ocelot, an empty Raisinet box

Heidi Montag

2010-02-03T17:37:00.000-08:00

Fritos, Tarantula saliva

Chace Crawford

2010-01-25T16:57:00.000-08:00

Crushed Lucky Charms marshmellows, the head of an Egyptian fruit bat, a fire extinguisher in a hotel hallway

Bret Michaels

2010-01-14T17:38:00.001-08:00

The after birth of a new born calf, the cheese you get on movie nachos, Katie Couric's serious face

Simon Cowell

2010-01-14T17:08:00.000-08:00

Fried Calamari in banana pudding and a Nilla wafer crust with a large amount of black pepper poured over the top, the sound of an unknown animal scratching in the wall of a small college computer lab at 2:00 in the morning

Mary Murphy

2010-01-14T16:43:00.000-08:00

A vacuum cleaner bag- just emptied, an abandonned crockpot from the early 1980's that is crusted with the remains of a now unknown substance possibly beef stew

Keira Knightley

2010-01-13T17:38:00.000-08:00

Polyester, Astroglide, Raid Wasp and Hornet Killer 33 (Slight waft), Chamomile tea

David Schwimmer

2010-01-12T19:38:00.000-08:00

Soggy saltine crackers soaked through with cold chicken noodle soup

Ben Affleck

2010-01-12T19:22:00.000-08:00

The hair of Tattoo from Fantasy Island, goat milk, Rolos

Tyra Banks

2009-12-29T19:14:00.000-08:00

Particle board, melted Velveeta in a plastic cup, a ladybug shell, miso smeared on a glass lamp table in an empty apartment with a single light in the other room left on

Adam Lambert

2009-12-29T19:01:00.000-08:00

The floor of a Chow Chow kennel, Lucky Charms in buttermilk

Mischa Barton

2009-12-27T18:00:00.000-08:00

Lime Jell-O, the prized quartz crystal in a young man's meager rock collection, a regurgitated Tylenol capsule

Ashley Simpson-Wentz

2009-12-17T19:44:00.000-08:00

The kitchen two hours after boiling eggs, the shoelaces of a street preacher after a long day of preaching (sneakers), sheets drenched with the night-sweat of a child suffering from horrible nightmares, those sticky things used to hold adds to magazine covers

Brad Pitt

2009-12-16T18:07:00.000-08:00

Alphabet soup, Cool Ranch Dorritos, an unopened can of Coke

Jennifer Lopez

2009-12-16T17:44:00.000-08:00

The way your hands smell from the rubber handles after a long bike ride, a chocolate smear on a lady's left elbow after she has been eating chocolate covered cherries and watching Judge Judy in an apartment in Tampa, Florida on an weekday afternoon that she took sick leave to get off work in order to avoid dealing with a client that she knows is coming in and does not like, sheetrock screws, an old briarwood pipe found in a mudpuddle

Justin Timberlake

2009-12-16T17:34:00.001-08:00

Scrambled eggs, the drawer at a workplace where a large bald man keeps his cheesy snacks but that also contains office supplies such as paperclips and pencils, the warm sidewalk on a rainy spring day in the suburbs of Columbus, Ohio, a coffee filter (unused)

Nicole Richie

2009-12-13T18:48:00.000-08:00

The tip of a Chihuahua's tail, stale Cheezits, laundromat washing machines

Amanda Knox

2009-12-13T18:28:00.000-08:00

Soggy Cornflakes (in water) left on the counter all day, metal shavings, an Amish man's hat, a bifurcated millipede

The Olsen Twins

2009-12-01T19:33:00.000-08:00

Richard Gere's performance in "The Mothman Prophecies", peach ice cream, a new pair of running shoes, the low rasping and final snipping sound of a large pair of tailor's scissors

Tiger Woods

2009-12-01T19:18:00.000-08:00

Nutrageous bar, the inside of a stereo speaker, a mason jar full of cat's eye marbles

Kim Kardashian

2009-11-29T18:35:00.000-08:00

Crushed glass, an empty theater that someone has just screamed in, Funions, a checkered plastic table cloth in an old Chinese restaurant, Jay Leno's hair

Taylor Lautner

2009-11-28T12:51:00.001-08:00

A low-grade peanut butter factory, a Japanese Macaque's right forearm, the childhood friend's house that always smelled like brunswick stew

Kristen Stewart

2009-11-27T14:02:00.000-08:00

Barbeque chicken, popcorn shrimp, licorice jelly beans, sand dollars that have been in a jar for two years with beach sand, pieces of driftwood and shards of obsidian

Stephen Colbert

2009-11-25T15:36:00.000-08:00

Maple syrup, live oak twigs, a discharge of electricity,

Jay-Z

2009-11-23T17:52:00.000-08:00

Vienna sausage, melting vinyl siding, Metamucil (orange flavor) mixed with saki

The Taylor Swift and Kanye West Incident

2009-11-22T18:00:00.000-08:00

Cold Baked beans, Grape Fruit Roll-ups, lab experiment rabbits, the exoskeletal remains of hundreds of crickets in the corner of an attic in an old house that has now been converted into a real estate office in Greenville, South Carolina

Britney Spears

2009-11-22T17:49:00.000-08:00

Vomit on a school bus after it has been covered by the deoderizing/drying agent, carnations, a packet of powedered milk and urine poured over the head of an old mannequin in the back room of a deserted TJ Maxx that is saturated with old rainwater, rust and disintegrating ceiling tiles from the collapsed roof, chewed strawberry Starburst

John Mayer

2009-11-15T18:34:00.000-08:00

Hellmans Mayonaise, armpit hair growing, soggy white bread, intestinal blood

Regis Philbin

2009-11-15T18:23:00.000-08:00

Cheap "memory foam", banana peppers, pencil shavings.

Kelly Ripa

2009-10-22T19:58:00.000-07:00

A plastic grocery store shopping bag pulled almost to the point of ripping in two, a box full of babyteeth that were pulled long ago, pumpkin pulp

Madonna

2009-09-30T19:33:00.000-07:00

Cottage Cheese in a light blue bowl that has been sitting on the granite steps at a pesticide factory in Cochabamba, Bolivia in the noon-day sun for two hours, a sweat soaked La-z-boy recliner favored by a schizophrenic patient named "Phil" in a mental hospital in Chattanooga, Tennessee.

Jesse James

2009-09-22T18:54:00.000-07:00

Buttermilk smelled through a cheese cloth, coffee and eggs made in a diner smelled in turns vaguely and intensely by a man in intense pain, feminine hygiene powder, pulverised cow hooves

Shakira

2009-09-16T20:00:00.000-07:00

Cheese Ravioli, a street light in Amarillo, Texas that has burned for four to five hours on a summer night with a bat flying around it incrementally, chocolate milk

Christy B.

2009-09-16T19:36:00.000-07:00

A blondie, reeses peanut butter chips, mango's toes.

Fergie

2009-09-06T20:34:00.000-07:00

Corndogs, Preparation H, the dusty patch of earth near a chainlink fence, behind a low shrub in Springfield, Ohio near a McDonalds where a homeless man hides at night to sleep.

Zachary Levi

2009-08-23T17:21:00.001-07:00

French toast with Hunt's ketchup

Harrison Ford

2009-08-23T16:43:00.000-07:00

Maple syrup, roofing nails.

Rachel Maddow

2009-08-21T20:14:00.001-07:00

Old rubber bands. Those damn shoes! They are interfering with the psychic vibrations! A just opened bottle of multivitamins.

Megan Hauserman

2009-08-21T19:56:00.000-07:00

A hollowed out loaf of pumpernickel filled with plumber's foam, the way bratwurst smells (intensely) when you are on the verge of throwing up.

Gretchen Carlson

2009-08-11T19:50:00.000-07:00

Partially digested raw hamburger meat.

Katie Holmes

2009-08-09T07:49:00.000-07:00

Anxiety sweat, apple turn-over, cat furball, a dark unused office on the third floor of an office complex whose old carpet still smells heavily of formaldehyde

Uma Thurman

2009-08-08T18:28:00.000-07:00

Hellman's Mayonaise, a Hospital room where a patient is watching the Three Stooges on the television at 10:30 PM Eastern Time, Oscar Meyer Bologna

Dennis Miller

2009-08-08T18:23:00.000-07:00

An old woman's excema flakes, a hacking cough, half dried Elmer's glue.

Richard Branson

2009-08-08T18:12:00.000-07:00

Kraft Mac n' cheese, someone in an office situation that you can just tell that they do not have a fully cleaned butthole after they have just returned from the restroom, owl pellets

Andy Samberg

2009-08-07T17:04:00.000-07:00

Raisins.

Salena Gomez

2009-07-30T18:41:00.000-07:00

Flourescent light bulb (off), Jay Leno, school caffeteria cheese pizza.

Glenn Beck

2009-07-22T19:20:00.000-07:00

An old woman's doiley, Rice that has spoiled in a tupperware container, grey and white kitten that has drowned in an above ground swimming pool three days prior and now is bloated and floating on the surface, a burning car filled with human hair, the spittle that forms at the corner of fat men's mouths when they eat gouda cheese

Kate Hudson

2009-07-14T18:31:00.000-07:00

Plain Bagel, Strawberries, a kitten's ear.

Seth Rogen

2009-07-11T15:21:00.000-07:00

Uncooked spaghetti noodles, salted walnuts, old circuit boards, spanish moss, cheez-wiz.

David Caruso

2009-07-11T15:11:00.000-07:00

The substance that is dug from under toe-nails, a clipped toe-nail, uncracked eggs, shopping cart rust, corrugated cardboard.

Martha Stewart

2009-07-11T15:07:00.001-07:00

Several year old SUV interior, juicy juice apple, just opened packet of grape Kool-aid.

Reba McEntire

2009-07-11T14:17:00.000-07:00

Nachos with mild Pace picante, a large, clean foot, and an office magazine

Daniel Radcliffe

2009-07-11T14:11:00.000-07:00

Bacon grease, wet asphalt, pleather.

Michael Cera

2009-07-11T14:07:00.000-07:00

Troll dolls, spilled fruit juice that has dried, ritz crackers.

Zac Efron

2009-07-06T17:34:00.000-07:00

Tomato paste, caterpiller blood, ziploc bag.

Tom Cruise

2009-07-06T17:09:00.000-07:00

Silica gel, mayonaise and cafeteria silverware.

Danny Glover

2009-07-06T17:00:00.000-07:00

Cheezits, tomato soup, Cherry Coke, and a hot light-bulb.

Eliza Dushku

2009-07-04T09:43:00.000-07:00

Espresso dark chocolate bar, Granny smith apple.

Hugh Laurie

2009-07-04T09:32:00.000-07:00

Cap'n Crunch cereal, a ham biscuit, hazlenut flavored coffee and sea-water.

Hayden Panettiere

2009-07-04T09:20:00.000-07:00

Croissant with Country Crock butter, half-melted cheddar cheese slice.

Sarah Palin

2009-07-04T09:06:00.000-07:00

Uncooked liver, canned navy beans (just opened), crumbs under a couch cushion.

Jennifer Anniston

2009-07-03T10:29:00.000-07:00

Slight Deviled egg breath, action figures and an afternoon sunlit room.

Andy Richter

2009-07-03T10:26:00.000-07:00

Grilled Cheese sandwich, hershey chocalate bar, a fabric store.

Jack Black

2009-07-03T10:23:00.000-07:00

Steak fajitas.

Paris Hilton

2009-07-02T18:47:00.000-07:00

An entire tube of Chap-stick that has been rolled all the way up, rubber dishwashing gloves (the yellow kind) and the sweet smell of road-kill before you smell it fully.

Cameron Diaz

2009-07-02T18:31:00.000-07:00

Grilled chicken breast, inner bark of a hardwood tree, Grey Poupon mustard, kerosene (very slight).

Anna Faris

2009-07-02T18:19:00.000-07:00

Bubble Yum bubble gum (original flavor) and a rabbit's foot.